so i cleared my throat today and
and then someone poked me in the side so I laughed
and THEN I FUCKING SNEEZED
and that’s what it’s like being on the second day of your period
i hope this has been educational
This is so accurate it hurts my soul.
I have never seen something so accurate before
The male side of tumblr must be so traumatized right now
sometimes I forget the players first names..
My friend just perfectly explained to his girlfriend why opposites attract in relationships in 6 words. “you complete what I am not” that’s why two people that are so different can be together. I need a positive to my negative, a light to my dark, a hot to my cold. That really got me..